TheWordless.com
2442 N.W. Market St. #128
Seattle, WA 98107
silent@wordless.us
Craig Ferguson
c/o CBS (hoc-tew)
If someone else ended up with your RockWacker, they can’t enjoy the wondrous juju that comes with until they get it reregistered.
Or do unsolicited six foot tubes purporting to contain miracle staffs automatically go to the incinerator?
Enclosed are a copy of the letter and certificate that accompanied that marvelous contrivance, as if you could forget.
May you Wack in love truth and beauty.
P.S. Congratulations on the awkward pause.
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